The Five F's

When we were kids the five f"s were what we considered a "standard" when it came to dating. At that time we had zero frame of reference as to what dating meant or how we should go about it. What we thought we knew was some crass idea from bitter ex's who's revenge consisted of ruining their own views on women, sex and sexuality and intamacy.

 The Five F's were as follows:

1.) Find 'Em

 Suggesting to a search and rescue for pussy.

2.) Feel 'Em

 Instructions once you get the bra off or once you get to first base, tiling.

3.) French 'Em

 Taking action by kissing the person before they can initiate.

4Fuck 'Em

 The ultimate goal. Trying to put your dick or get some dick, this building a story.

5.) Forget about it!

 No call no show from then on out.

When you get old, then definitions mean different things.

 The Five F's:

1.) Find someone who will be with you through good and bad times with humor and live 

2.) Feel them. Be present to their emotions and hold space for them when their spoons are gone 

3.) Kiss them for no reason and all the time. The love built will be the foundation of a good relationship.

4.) Have Copious Amounts Of SEX!!

5.) Forever enjoy the little things, because the little things can save your sanity and your spirit.